Clap if You <3 Someone

Artist: Weerd Science
Track: “Clap if You <3 Someone" Producer: Josh Eppard, David Parker, CJB Album: Sick Kids

As I look back, I can hardly believe
that I could fall for such a skeeze
who’d cheat and spread her disease to me.
Please, she lied with such ease,
It wasn’t easy for me to just let go and leave
So I stayed, and she would continue to manipulate
Shoulda nipped it in the bud or hit the brakes
Wait, what a jerk off I am
I’m thinkin’ we’re made for each other
she’s out sleeping with my friends,
And I didn’t even see it comin’
seeing as though he was the one who had introduced us
and told us that love would suit us
He was wrong!
And the worst part is that he had a little friend
That he spread to the bitch

So I went to the doctor, he told me,
“You’re fucking ’round with the wrong girl, homie!”
OK, listen that might be true,
But you know the types of shit that chicks make us do.

I love you girl, but you gave me the clap! (Clap clap!)
I can not remember why I ever took you back. (Uh oh!)
I need you baby, but you gave me the clap! (Clap clap!)
I can not believe that you denied it
Don’t even try it, you can’t hide it, dirty bitch

Well OK, here’s how I know it’s true,
’cause I didn’t do any type of dirt to you
Well, at least not the first year
I kept my dick on lock down
’til you went and made my guy’s little eye tear
So imagine my surprise when I found out
It wasn’t some drunk random guy, it was my friend
Somebody I chilled with, half my boys knew
Kept it secret and concealed it
I hope all the dirt you did you can feel it
Comes back cripples you and you never heal it
I treated you like more than a hot chick
You should come with a ‘script of antibioctics

So I went to the doctor, he told me,
“You’re fucking ’round with the wrong girl, homie!”
God willin’ all the penicillin in the world
Couldn’t fix this walking petri dish of a girl.

I love you girl, but you gave me the clap! (Clap clap!)
I can not remember why I ever took you back. (Uh oh!)
I need you baby, but you gave me the clap! (Clap clap!)
I can not believe that you denied it
Don’t even try it, you can’t hide it, dirty bitch

Now, although she always lied and denied any wrongdoing
Time has a way of letting the truth do the fine-tuning
And of course hindsight is 20/20
But in the thick of it the thickening
Sick in your tummy is more than one man can possibly stand
If I’d found ‘em both I’da grabbed a knife and probably stabbed
But shit, fuck that I don’t wanna go to jail
Though my dick was burning my cooler head had prevailed
And thank God, if I’da found the slob
I’da done some crazy shit like an opposite Bobbit-job
Honest to God, I’ve seen some dirt done to each other
But nothin’s worse than gettin’ burnt by your brother

So I went to the doctor, he told me,
“You’re fucking ’round with the wrong girl, homie!”
OK, listen, I kicked her to the curb
And thank God a couple pills my dick was cured

I love you girl, but you gave me the clap! (Clap clap!)
I can not remember why I ever took you back. (Uh oh!)
I need you baby, but you gave me the clap! (Clap clap!)
I can not believe that you denied it
Don’t even try it, you can’t hide it, dirty bitch

lyrics transcribed by: Evan Cassity for Kill Your Rapper